I’m not kidding. My mother-in-law is my witness.
That being said, my chopping and slicing skills have greatly improved and the number of times I have cut myself since I can be counted on one hand. One of those times I cut myself intentionally when I looked at the serrated knife I bought and said, “This doesn’t look very sharp. Is it?” and then pulled the blade over my index finger.
I never said I was smart.






